Louis CK – Hilarious – Part 6 – Cell Phones And Flying

A classic:

Now we have this, which is amazing. You have these phone that you can call in a air strike. You can look at the top of your own head. It’s amazing this shit and wasted on the shitiest piece of asshole. I square to gawd. We are the worst people. Because we have this beautiful thing, and we hate it. We are just, “duh nuh.” I have never seen a person going, “Look what my phone can do…” Nobody does that. They all go, “Fu**ing thing grrrrr. sucks….I can’t get it to…”

Give it a second. Would yeah? Could you give it a second. It’s going to space. Can you give it a second? From space. Is this speed of light too slow for you?