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iPhone: CHIRP. Your neighbor put a free dining-room set out on the curb.
iPhone: CHIRP! There’s a new podcast that breaks down every episode of “Hart to Hart.”
iPhone: CHIRP!! It’s National Popsicle Appreciation Day and your cousin Frank’s birthday and we’re twelve minutes from Panera Bread.
Me (whispering): What is UP with you? I’m in an important meeting.
iPhone: No idea what you’re talking about.